A red-bearded man in an oilskin cap was seen late Tuesday some time back riding a bus in downtown Wellington. He was allegedly reading either a religious text or the scribblings of the town lunatic. The man appeared in good shape, healthyish, and his “smell wasn’t offensive in the least,” according to our witness who had gotten quite close indeed, reading directly over his shoulder. “Hardly noticed a smell,” they said, “Though he was muttering to himself.” When asked why they hadn’t reported it sooner, the witness said it just didn’t seem that important.